CUE MUSIC: We're All In This Together - High School Musical
We've just joined a very fancy gym and we need an excuse to keep going. You're right we could have just donated our membership fees to the charity, but instead we've set ourselves an ambitious target to make use of the gym. Keep fit and healthy. And help fight cancer in the process. It's a triple win scenario.
So, in the wise words of our guru, love interest and campaign manager, Ricky Freelove:
T - Try to donate, please
A - Are you even going to donate?
M - Make sure you donate, it's a good cause.
A - All good things come to those who donate.
R - Really? What are you waiting for? Donate.
T - Tell all your friends and ask them to donate as well
A - Actually, seriously, donate.
CUT THE MUSIC AND STRIKE A POSE TOWARDS THE CAMERA. WINK.