We're Wally's Weebles! We wobble but we don't fall down!
Actually, that's a complete lie. We fall down all the time. But we always pop back up again! Last time Mum's contact got lodged in her eye (ew); we were mid-run and she could have called it quits but did she? Oh no. She went to an ambulance waiting on standby and used the side mirror to wipe off the mud and sort it out, before (if my memory is right) hopping onto a space-hopper and bouncing her way through the mud, laughing.
Like our tag says, we're in it for the laughs (and the mud, let's be honest), not the running. Although we do some here and there! :)
Aside from liking to laugh, we're also doing this to help an important charity continue vital research. If we wanted, we could just roll in the mud outside. There's lots of it, ready and waiting to be slipped in and crawled through. But we've decided to suspend that joy (and then release it in full on a very specific date, Sunday 3rd September) for a good cause, and would appreciate any and all donations, no matter how small. Every penny adds to the pot.
P.S. If you donate, you'll also get to see one of us dressed in a Wally outfit, covered in mud!